1. I want some
repairs done to my
cooker as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off. |
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2.
I wish to complain that my father
hurt his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back
passage.
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3. And their 18
year old son is
continually banging his balls against
my fence. |
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4. I wish to report
that the tiles
are missing from the outside toilet roof,
I think it was that bad wind the other night
that blew them off. |
5. I am writing on
behalf of my sink,
which is coming away from the wall. |
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6. Will you
please send someone to
mend the garden path, my wife
tripped and fell on it yesterday
and now she is pregnant. |
7. I request permission
to remove my
drawers in the kitchen. 50% of the
walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster
and the rest are plain filthy. |
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8. The toilet is
blocked and we
cannot bath the children until it is
cleared. |
9. Will you
please send a man to look
at my water; it is a funny colour
and not fit to drink. |
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10. Our lavatory
seat is broken in
half and is now in three pieces. |
11. I want to complain
about the
farmer across the road, every morning
at 6:00am his cock wakes me up
and its now getting too much for me. |
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12. The man next
door has a large
erection in the garden, which is
unsightly and dangerous. |
13. Our kitchen floor is
damp. We have
two small children and would like
a third so please send someone round
to do something about it. |
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14. I am a single
woman living in a
downstairs flat and would you please
do something about the noise
made by the man
I have on top of me every night. |
15. Please send a
man with the right
tool to finish the job and satisfy
my wife. |
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16. I have had the works
foreman
down on the floor six times
but I still have had no satisfaction. |
17. My bush is
really overgrown round
the front and my back passage has
fungus in it. |
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18. He's got this huge
tool that
vibrates the whole house and I just
can't take it any more. |
