I will navigate this great country into the safe harbour of full

employment and away from the overwhelming iceberg of high inflation. I will find

us the clear waters of a clean environment and steer us away from the

shipwreck that is war! I will also find us the sunshine of peace in this country and

finally, not allow us to drift up against the harsh rocks of terrorism.

You are about to start the long journey of a close marriage. I wish

you both well and hope you are able to find the clear lakes of loyalty whilst

avoiding the potholes of illness. I am filled with hope as I think of you

following the steady rivers of close friendship and hope that you take a

suitable map to ensure that you don't get lost in the fury of arguments. Finally

I hope that in your old age you reach your final destination of

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I will navigate this great country past the wreck of terrorism and towards the calm waters of peace.  We must sail away from the pirates of crime and let the country tack on to the breeze of peace.  I will steer us away from the storm of dictatorship and we will end up on the calm shores of equality.

This couple can drive past the potholes of separation and on to the clear roads of love.  I hope that they can always help each other steer away from the cliffs of unfaithfulness and always stays on the smooth roads of trust.  The diversion of jealousy must be over come by the good weather of friendship.

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Navigating the Country

I will navigate this great country away from the darkness of crime and into calm waters or safety. This rough sea of unemployment will be avoided and steered with the gentle breeze into full employment and contentment. This country will never loose control and sink into the dangerous rocks of war, but will strive with confidence and sail into the beautiful pier of everlasting peace.

Crossroads of Love

You have met at the crossroads and are about to start your journey together on the path of marriage and true love. On this path you will meet obstacles to obstruct your way but your bond of love will get you round them. Your marriage will be a rocky road of uphills and downhills, but you will get through this and end up on the gentle flat road of health and happiness. The rain and grey skies may upset your strong relationship but the sun will shine through and your love will shine with it. Your family and friends will shower you with support and the journey through your marriage will eventually flatten out, to become the path of everlasting, true love.

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I am delighted that both of your journeys in life have met. You now head

off on the straight road of a steady marriage, and you will hopefully avoid

the potholes of affairs and jealousy. and most of all please be strong

enough to steer around the wall of separation.

I will navigate this great country through this tidal wave of crime, i will

steer us away from the sand bank of unemployment and avoid the storm of

pollution. I will sail us into the safe harbour of economic stability.  I

will also sail us into the calm bay of safety from terrorism, and the warm

climate of racial equality.

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I will navigate this great country past the wreck of terrorism and towards the calm waters of peace.  We must sail away from the pirates of crime and let the country tack on to the breeze of peace.  I will steer us away from the storm of dictatorship and we will end up on the calm shores of equality.

This couple can drive past the potholes of separation and on to the clear roads of love.  I hope that they can always help each other steer away from the cliffs of unfaithfulness and always stays on the smooth roads of trust.  The diversion of jealousy must be over come by the good weather of friendship.

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I will guide this great country through the tidal wave of crime to reach the clear waters of safety past the whirlpool of unemployment and dock in the harbour of full employment. Avoid the iceberg of terrorism and find the calm seas of racial equality. 

It’s good to see that you have avoided the potholes of infidelity and reached the green fields of contentment; also you have avoided the diversion of affairs.  May you find the good weather of health.

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I will navigate this great country around the tidal wave of terrorism to the safe harbour of peace. I will miss the whirlpool of pollution until we reach the sunset of safety. 

It is good to see you two have met and missed the diversion of affairs and found the straight road of health and avoided the potholes of infidelity and reached the green fields of contentment.

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I will navigate this great country along the treacherous coastline of insecurity away from the crashing waves of crime. Aim for the calm waters of a Utopia ever present on the distant horizon. Brave the storms of terrorism and the traitorous whirlpool of rebellion in the hope of the relaxing roll of economic stability.  We will steer clear of the pirates of war into the safe harbour of peace and gaze back across the sparkling waters of a clean environment into the glorious sunset of prosperity.

I am offering my congratulations and best of luck to the bride and groom. They have come to another turning point in their lives. I hope for them to take the right path, avoiding the weariness of arguments and the tiresome road of mistrust and jealousy and take the gentle route of trust and friendship. I wish them fair weather on their journey of love, only clear skies with no hint of diversions or separation. I know they will pull through any sickness that overcomes them because they are true to each other. They will be happy together and walk through the fair meadows of a child's first smile into the green pastures of old age and contentment.                                                                                     Katie Howard

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I will navigate this great country around the tidal wave of crime to the safe harbour of peace. I will sail away from the wreck of terrorism to the sandy beach of racial equality.

I am delighted to see that this perfect couple has come together to unite after climbing many rocky cliffs of infidelity and found the smooth path of faith and avoided the potholes of affairs and reached the green fields of gratification.

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The pleasant scenery of family life.

The diversion of affairs.

The crash of separation.

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I will navigate this great country through the storm of terrorism to the calm waters of safety.  I will direct you away from the whirlpool of pollution to the clear water of a good environment, while I steer you from the tidal wave of high unemployment to the dry land of full employment.