The American entertainer Sir Michael 'Wackson' Jackson left The Nippon
Tuck Cosmetic Reasessment Centre in Harley St. early today, after a successful
operation to remove all his features. He was taken immediately to the
Hilton Hotel to be reunited with his pet chimp Spoonbender, and afterwards
a spokesperson for Lord Jackson issued a short statement;
"Sir Michael has asked me to convey his most profound blessings upon his millions of admirers, especially the little children.The operation, known as a Genito- Featurectomy was a great success, and Sir Michael has expressed a desire for complete privacy during his recovery at the Camp Disney Castle Facial Rehab Clinic. However he wishes it to be known that henceforth he is no longer a member of any race and furthermore is neither black, white nor whatever."
LIPS
When asked how Lord Jaxxon would be able to sing without the aid of his lips, he had this to add;
"Naturally the removal of his mouth will necessitate a change of direction, with less emphasis placed on the singing. This will not mean the end of his career. I would remind people that Sir Michael's feet were not removed in this operation, nor for that matter his legs. The eliminated features were confined entirely to his face, chest, navel and wedding tackle. His Highness has informed me that he intends to embark on a gruelling tour of Gay Karaoke Stadiums, where the moving lips of Diana Ross will be projected on to his face using the latest hi tech equipment."
RAW FISH
This is the first operation of its kind to take place, as Dr. Hamahorra, the famous Nagasaki surgeon in charge of the operation explained:-
"This procedure very complicated. Top surgeons in world refuse to perform this operation. They say too difficult!, Ha! For Dr. Hamahorra, this operation very simple. No problem, I am genius. Michael only like to work with genius. During operation, entire face, nipples, and genitals are removed. Oh yes, and belly button also. This procedure take most guys three, four hours, but not me. One hour tops. I am genius. Michael love me. I also very cheap. I do you deal, two half price. I make you look like Doris Day. Don't worry, you no feel thing. You like to party? I get you girl yes?. Two girl. Very clean."
Mr.Hamahorra. is 62.
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"Sir Michael has asked me to convey his most profound blessings upon his millions of admirers, especially the little children.The operation, known as a Genito- Featurectomy was a great success, and Sir Michael has expressed a desire for complete privacy during his recovery at the Camp Disney Castle Facial Rehab Clinic. However he wishes it to be known that henceforth he is no longer a member of any race and furthermore is neither black, white nor whatever."
LIPS
When asked how Lord Jaxxon would be able to sing without the aid of his lips, he had this to add;
"Naturally the removal of his mouth will necessitate a change of direction, with less emphasis placed on the singing. This will not mean the end of his career. I would remind people that Sir Michael's feet were not removed in this operation, nor for that matter his legs. The eliminated features were confined entirely to his face, chest, navel and wedding tackle. His Highness has informed me that he intends to embark on a gruelling tour of Gay Karaoke Stadiums, where the moving lips of Diana Ross will be projected on to his face using the latest hi tech equipment."
RAW FISH
This is the first operation of its kind to take place, as Dr. Hamahorra, the famous Nagasaki surgeon in charge of the operation explained:-
"This procedure very complicated. Top surgeons in world refuse to perform this operation. They say too difficult!, Ha! For Dr. Hamahorra, this operation very simple. No problem, I am genius. Michael only like to work with genius. During operation, entire face, nipples, and genitals are removed. Oh yes, and belly button also. This procedure take most guys three, four hours, but not me. One hour tops. I am genius. Michael love me. I also very cheap. I do you deal, two half price. I make you look like Doris Day. Don't worry, you no feel thing. You like to party? I get you girl yes?. Two girl. Very clean."
Mr.Hamahorra. is 62.
©2005 guanoglobal news inc
