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GEORGE LEARNS ALL. ABOUT PERIODS |
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8 year old Monica
Gonzales demonstrates to Mr. Bush that the end of the page is not
necessarily the end
of the sentence
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GEORGE LEARNS ALL. ABOUT PERIODS |
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8 year old Monica
Gonzales demonstrates to Mr. Bush that the end of the page is not
necessarily the end
of the sentence
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The person or persons arrested on suspicion of sabotaging President Bush's speeches by putting all the punctuation in the wrong places could "almost definitely" be a member of Saddam's crack Al Quaida Republican Guard, Secretary of State Warren A Babylon claimed today. The suspect was humanely blindfolded, and taken to Political Prisoner World, Disneyland, Florida where he is being held in an orange boiler suit until further notice. |
| "Contrary to so-called popular opinion", continued Mr. Babylon, " Mr. Bush is an excellent oral spokesmansperson. But let's face it, we are up against the kind of underhand, unamerican cheating which is typical of Saddam's evil Al Quaida-style insurgent. Remember, these people are quite unaccustomed to civilised rules of engagement, and I appeal to the UN to condemn this flagrant breach of the Geneva Convention." |
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B'AATH TIME WITH BONZO
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When asked which breaches
of the Convention he was referring to, he had this to say; "Unfortunately,
for security reasons, the copy we had has gone through the shredding
machine, but from memory, the relevant passage states quite categorically
that any attempt at making the President of the opposing side look stupid,
whether by putting misleading punctuation into his autocue, or by any
other means is strictly. Forbidden." |
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