If you don’t want foxes tearing up your pets
Vote for countryside alliance
If you don’t want hunt hounds packed off to the vets
Vote for countryside alliance
And if we don’t get our way we’ll blow our horns
Then we’ll set our dogs upon you
And asunder you’ll be torn
If you don’t want townies trampling on your grass
Vote for countryside alliance
If you’ve got your head wedged firmly up your arse
Vote for countryside alliance
And if you don’t care for wearing hunting pink
Then we’ll come around your houses
and put something in your drink
If you don’t want horses chomping on your bits
Vote for countryside alliance
If your tight white johdpurs nice and snugly fit
Vote for countryside alliance
And
if we don't get our way we'll throw our toys
And we'll stand round in our johdpurs
and wave to all the boys
If
you don’t want phosphates clogging up your drains
Vote for countryside alliance
If you like big policemen bashing in your brains
Vote for countryside alliance
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